People With Personal Number Plates

I can’t think of a more pointless thing to do nor a more wanton waste of money than to buy a personal number plate.

I mean why do it? Why advertise that fact that you are an insecure attention seeking tosser and pay good money to publicly humiliate yourself? Can’t you donate it to charity or something?

For some strange reason, certain individuals (presumably otherwise sane) decide to research, track down and then purchase at great expense a personal number plate to fix to their vehicle. Why? In addition of course they have to pay extra to have the plate made and fitted! Astonishing really.

What possible buzz can you get from having your initials on your car licence plate? I really don’t see the fascination at all. There must be something not quite right with these people, I’m just not sure what it is!

Excuse my if I’m wrong here, but aren’t all car number plates personal and unique to the registered owner of the vehicle? I think you will find that I am right – so, I repeat what is the point, apart from being completely pointless?

Do you really think that by paying £100,000 for a plate that says M1KE 67 you are going to amaze and astound your friends? I think not.

I'll tell you what mate, it doesn’t impress me at all! In fact quite the opposite – surely you must realise that all you are doing is advertising the fact that you are a prize wanker who has money to burn!

Words fail me.

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