Pikey Gypo Low-Life

I don’t think that I’m going to upset too many people this week, after all -we all phucking hate pikeys and all they stand for!

From the seedy con artists that tell your fortune at the traditional seaside resort, the fairground ‘workers’ that fleece you for a ride on the dogems to the filthy thieving scumbags at the local Pikey site – oh yes I hate every damn one of them.

Now I believe it is law that all local councils in Britain must put aside land for ‘travellers’. What a waste of money – why encourage these bastards? We don’t want them around. They make a disgusting mess of the area as they drop litter and other filth, they steal goods and property from local businesses and households, nick cars, joy-ride and make the local residents frightened to leave their houses at night.

Most of these plebeian rat-bags can’t even write there own name they are so ignorant and uneducated. Of course this is by choice, their choice, not because of hardship or bad luck. Fancy choosing to be as thick as an arsehole.

Though they thieve and pillage, I believe some of these lazy shits do some work, like chopping down perfectly good trees or making a complete hash of some poor old pensioners driveway whom they have cajoled into agreeing to let them do it. I bet you a fiver to all the fleas in their caravan that they don’t pay a penny in tax or national insurance. No doubt however they manage to claim all sorts of government handouts despite having no fixed abode or ability to write.

Why the phuck are they travelling anyway? Let me guess – after they have moved into an area, wrecked it, turned the land they are on into a cess pit, thieved and stole from local residents, ripped off old ladies, collected their dole money, it's time to move on and do the same thing somewhere else. What a scam!

It’s got nothing to do with their ‘culture’ or heritage – they are just thieving lying scum bags, that keep on the move to avoid capture. Change counties regularly and the Police aren't gonna be bothered to prosecute unless it's murder.

There is only one solution – send the whole phucking lot to an island somewhere. Let’s say the Isle of Wight (nobody in their right mind would live there anyway). Change it’s name to Pikey Island and let them phucking well have it. Then they can tarmac over the whole phucking lot, steal and commit crimes against one another, inter-breed, rip each other off and see who can stink the most. They will surely have the time of their lives.

Phuck ‘em

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