Okay, where the hell do we start with these demented morons?
As we know, ALL of religion is total bollocks.
Being religious does not give you the moral phucking high ground about anything at all. You can be an devout atheist and still have a great sense of purpose, know the difference between right and wrong and do good in the world. You don’t have to be religious to do any of that.
Religion, whatever its flavour, has an awful lot to answer for. Practically every war on this planet have been as a direct consequence of religious beliefs. Generations upon generations of human suffering, murder , torture and incredibly evil deeds have all been done (and are continuing) in the name of some religion or another. Persecution for believing, persecution for not believing – what a downright farce. All this combined misery and suffering in the name of what?
In addition to this terrible suffering it has severely restricted progress in the sciences and medicine. Effectively heaping the misery on even more.
I really can’t believe that in this enlightened age there can possibly be any room for religious beliefs, bar for historical purposes.
Surely I can’t be the only person on the planet that thinks religion is pointless, stupid, self indulgent nonsense.
Now let me tell you something Mr Religious person, there is no phucking ‘heaven’, no bloke with a long white beard sitting on a cloud with angels playing harps looking down at you making notes of your good and bad deeds! If you believe that you have a rather inflated opinion of yourself, thinking that the Great Creator gives a phuck about you. It's quite astonishing that people even entertain such stupid ideas.
OK, so if you really want to believe in any religious nonsense, I suppose it’s your right to do so, even if it is bollocks, so long as it is kept quiet and doesn’t affect anybody else. But please, whatever you do, don’t start preaching to me about it.
Jehovah’s Witnesses go around in pairs knocking on peoples doors at the weekend, trying to convince them that the end of the world is not too far away! Great –well thanks for that mate. Might as well go out and commit some crimes and rape and pillage my way around for a bit if that’s the case!
These people have got to be stark raving lunatics! For a start they believe the most bizarre nonsense. The earth is only a few thousand years old, despite it being scientifically proven that it is about 4.5 billion years old. They believe Armageddon is only a few short years away and we must all redeem ourselves. They believe in Jesus but don’t celebrate his birth or indeed even their own and they’d rather watch their loved ones die than sign a form consenting to a blood transfusion. A more clearer case of severe cerebral disorder there cannot be!
When I look at somebody who is religious, or even goes to church I genuinely look at them in the same way as I do someone who is mentally ill. Actually I would go as far to say that they are!
So the next time a JW comes knocking at your door, don’t hide behind the curtains, open the door and tell them what you really think of them. Better still get yourself a really heavy bible and smash them over the head with it – see, it has got a use after all.
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Lager Drinkers
People Who Think Their Kids Are Cute
Civil Servants
Morris Dancers
Women Drivers
Viewers of ‘Reality TV’
Blokes That Shave Their Heads to Look ‘Hard’
Traffic Wardens are ‘cool’
People Who Still Use Cheques
Post Office Queues
Sociologists and Psychiatrists
Metal Detector Enthusiasts
Going to the Cinema
BT Engineers
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