Civil Servants

What a bunch of spongers!

With very few exceptions Civil Servants are parasitic nobodies.

They are financed by the ‘real’ tax payers of the country via general taxation, VAT and Council Tax. Without the entrepreneurs of this land and their faithful workers who generate the wealth the whole country would be bankrupt within a few weeks and the country would be on its knees.

‘Real’ workers design products, create them and make them. They are the busy bees in the hive, making things happen, creating products and services that people need and generally make the world go round. They live or die by their decisions and their performance. If they are not up to the job, they are sacked. If a company is not competitive it goes broke. That’s the way it is – and as it should be. Natural selection, in the Industrial World.

Civil servants on the other hand don’t live in the real world at all. They don’t have to do a good job, adapt to market conditions, improve their performance, increase productivity, nor take risks to make a living. They are paid regardless, have safe pensions and other benefits, enjoy a job for life with guaranteed salary increases,. Scandalous!

To get the sack in the Civil Service is almost unheard of and you have to be mind bogglingly bad to get it. In addition to their cosy little jobs they have the highest ‘sickness’ absenteeism of all workers. No pressure, no chance of the sack, guaranteed benefits – and yes they phone in sick regularly to take extra days off. Lazy skiving bastards, I hate them all!

Don’t these blood sucking vultures realise that they are living off the sweat and toil of the productive? If everyone worked for the government, the economy would be dead, there would be no prosperity, no goods, no innovation – society would collapse and the only choice would be communism.

These unproductive swines are paid by us. They should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves or at the very least exceedingly grateful and humble. They should bow down and lick our boots every time they see us walking down the road. They should buy us drinks, grovel to us and let us shag their wives and daughters. There are far too many of them, and they feed off the labour of the rest of us.

Yet it gets worse! In many cases it is the job of the Civil Servant (Tax Inspector, VAT Officer, Health & Safety Executive etc.) to poke their nose into the business of the wealth creators, cause them great hassle and make it much harder for them to make a profit and consequently pay the wages of the Civil Servant.

Bloody ridiculous!

You may also have noticed the grand names these parasites give themselves, ...Officers, Inspectors, Wardens etc – what a bunch of crap. I have my own names for them, which I think you can guess are not too pleasant.

Don’t forget that these people are meant to be our servants for God’s sake, NOT the other way round.

Come on people, wake up, it’s about time we let them know what we think of them!

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