Smokers are 'as thick as shit'

I’m sorry, but there can be no denying it – people who smoke are just plain stupid! Thick as shit –and what’s more - they know it too! I’ve never met a smoker who hasn’t wanted to give up, tried to give up or isn't about to give up soon! They know that smoking is probably the most unintelligent, self indulgent, mind-numbingly stupid thing that any human can do. Yet they still do it!

It has been common knowledge for over a generation that smoking kills. It kills horribly, usually in a slow and painful way, a pitiful death. But just in case they haven’t noticed or lived in a cave all these years …it is plainly written in BIG BLOCK LETTERING on the front of every freaking packet. ‘SMOKING KILLS’. How clear does it have to be for Christ’s sake? It’s really quite astonishing if you think about it!

Sure, tobacco has an addictive quality, no doubt. I’m sure it’s very hard to give up. It takes quite a bit of effort and determination to quit. BUT HELLO!! This stuff is phucking killing you for Gods sake! You will die a horrible death, your lungs will fill with grotesque tar, your body will be riddled with cancer, your loved ones will slowly watch you die an agonising death. How much of an incentive do you actually need? It is amazing what people will do not to admit to what they are doing!

So why did they start smoking in the first place? To look cool? Does having a stupid fag hanging out their mouth and their breath stinking of rancid fumes make them trendy? I think not!

It’s possible to understand why the older generation smoke. In those days there simply was not the information available to let them know how really bad it was. That together with lots of advertising (now banned) and historical reasons (everyone smoked) it's really not surprising that they became hooked.

There is however ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE WHATSOEVER for the modern youngster to smoke. Unless they are blind, deaf or severely brain damaged there is simply no reason to smoke. Everyone knows it kills. It really makes me sad and angry to see young attractive people with their whole lives ahead of them smoking. They are truly the thickest people who ever drew breath.

What about the cost of smoking? At over £5.00 a packet, a pack a day amounts to over £150.00 a month. Ok it’s not a mortgage payment but it soon adds up. The cost alone should be enough to put people off, but sadly not. Yeah, and you make my clothes stink too, you selfish bastards. Keep your foul stinking, pollutants to yourself. I drink beer, but I don’t piss it out all over you do I?

Have you ever been walking outside a new office building during the day and seen the sad pathetic smokers forced to smoke outside in the freezing cold? Shivering in the wind and vainly attempting to shield their match to light their fags, whist leaving their co-workers to cover their work load so they can get a quick puff-and-a-drag. It has got to be one of the most sad and demeaning sights ever to behold. Surely they must realise then how stupid their habit really is.

I normally wind up my blogs, with an attempt at a witty way to kill off the perpetrators. Sadly I do not have to do it this time, They are taking care of that themselves more than adequately thank you very much.

Actually this blog has really pissed me off. I usually thoroughly enjoy putting the world in order on a Monday but this time it has just made me depressed and fed up. Might as well go and top myself – or maybe I’ll go and light up instead.

Coming soon...

Blokes That Don't Drink
Poofs and Dykes
Taxi Drivers
Committee Members
Dog Owners
Caravaners
Car Boot Sale Enthusiasts
Mobile Phones on Trains
Men in Replica Football Shirts
Pikey Gypo Lowlife
People With Personal Number Plates
BBC Local Radio
Unsolicited Phone Calls
Jehovah’s Witnesses
Religious Twats
Lager Drinkers