Committee Members

Members of a Committee must surely be some of the dullest, boring and pointless people on planet Earth. They clearly have a rather inflated opinion of themselves and are actually proud to sit on the committee! They no doubt think that they are the pillars of our society, doing good work for the benefit of their fellow members making crucial decisions and play a vital role in the development of their organisation. We on the other hand know that they are just a bunch of trumped-up, self-important tediously boring tosspots that are of absolutely no use to the human race whatsoever.

Anyone who voluntary agrees to sit on a committee about anything is a total wanker.

I really struggle to think of the reasons why they would want to do such a task. Is it that they like the sound of their own voice, or that it makes them feel important, or their lives are so pathetic and devoid of meaning they will fill it with absolutely anything so long as it takes their mind off their own pointless existence, or is it that they are just nosey bastards who want to know the inner workings of the club or whatever crap they are on the committee of?

What do committee members actually do for phucks sake? I know they usually give up their own time for evening meetings when they could be doing better things. Then they politely sit around a table with their stupid notebook and pens and read the pointless minutes from the last boring meeting. The most tiresome pompous twit of them all - the Chairman (or Chairperson nowadays for phucks sake) calls the meeting to order. Then his lap-dogs the Treasurer and Club Secretary get a chance to bore everyone shitless with their reports. Then everyone gets a chance to discuss the ins and outs of a ducks arsehole until eventually even these sub-human bores finally realise what a hopeless waste of time and precious life the meeting really is, they call to order and close the meeting until next month! Get a phucking life you sad pathetic losers for Gods sake!

I think there should be a new criteria for brain-stem death - it's when you serve on a committee.

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