Tuesday, March 06, 2007

BBC Local Radio

What a load of crap!

The BBC is a vast corporation, overstaffed, over-funded, over-rated and not in the real world at all. Of course being the BBC it doesn’t have to be as we are forced by law to own a shitty TV licence at over £130 a year, even if we don’t watch their crappy programmes or listen to their twee radio stations. What a scam! It doesn’t have to compete with commercial TV, trim it’s budgets and learn to survive or fail depending on its performance like the rest of us in the real world.


Why the hell the BBC is involved with local radio in every frigging county in Britain is beyond me! How much must it cost to secure premises in 3 or 4 towns within each county, each with an office, staff, research budget and twats to host the programmes? In just one county it must cost a pretty packet – imagine the cost of doing this in every county in the UK? There are 40 BBC local radio stations in England alone - what a phucking fortune it must cost to run and what a shameful and shocking waste of public money.


Sod off BBC local radio – leave local radio to the commercials. They actually know what they are doing – they have to, otherwise they don’t survive – unlike you parasites!


I defy anyone to listen to BBC local radio for more than an hour without wanting to shoot themselves. It’s just crap – interviews with old local residents, pathetic phone ins, themes quizzes, programme hosts that are so useless and condescending that you just want to strangle them. God it’s awful!


If I have to listen to the BBC I want to hear important news about national and global events. Not about the cancellation of the Chipping Ongar’s Cub Scout's Jumble Sale at the Village Hall., or Mrs Higgins lost cat!


Simply outrageous.


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